Baseball Birds

Despite seeing Orioles, Blue Jays, and Cardinals 1 day this past spring, no baseball was being played. Of course, Orioles, Blue Jays, and Cardinals are different birds than Orioles, Blue Jays, and Cardinals. (It's doubtful that any of the birds I've mentioned would be particularly good at baseball since they all weigh less that a baseball [1].

In recent years a number of sports teams have changed their nicknames/mascots due to concerns about offending a group. We could eliminate all of that if every team switched to using bird names instead; at least I've never heard a bird complain that a team nickname demeaned them [2]. We could have heated battles between Juncos and Buntings, Scaups and Mallards, Cuckoos and Roadrunners.

May 3, 2023 at Duke Farms
Photo 278556506, (c) jpviolette, some rights reserved (CC BY-NC)

May 3, 2023 at Duke Farms
Photo 278557219, (c) jpviolette, some rights reserved (CC BY-NC)

May 3, 2023 at Duke Farms
Photo 278557422, (c) jpviolette, some rights reserved (CC BY-NC)

[1] A baseball weighs at least 5 ounces, a Blue Jay is around 3, a Northern Cardinal 1.6, and a Baltimore Oriole around 1.2. Imagine if you were trying to play baseball with a ball that outweighs you by over 50%.

[2] In fairness, Tigers, Cubs, and Marlins also haven't been complaining about their names being used either.


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